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Newsom, Fighting Fires One Patagonia Jacket at a Time Walter Winkwink January 11, 2025 New App Lets You Virtually Punch Your Annoying Neighbor Walter Winkwink January 9, 2025 Tom Brady Announces Unretirement for 57th Time, Now Playing Defense January 16, 2025 Aliens Abandon Diplomatic Mission After Meeting Earth’s Top Candidates January 14, 2025 Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night January 13, 2025 Trump’s Tariffs Ignite Maple Mayhem: Canada Responds with the Great Syrup Squeeze January 12, 2025RECENTISH HEADLINES New App Lets You Virtually Punch Your Annoying Neighbor January 9, 2025 Miami Heat’s New Strategy: Suspend Star Players to Boost Team Morale January 7, 2025 Netflix Releases 100 New Shows; Subscribers Watch Stranger Things Again January 6, 2025 Drivers Brace for Frosty Mayhem in City’s No-Salt Experiment January 4, 2025 2025 Predictions: Flying Cars, World Peace, and Absolutely None of This Happening January 2, 2025WHERE SARCASM GOES SOCIAL FacebookX/TwitterInstagramYouTubePinterestTECHNOLOGY New App Lets You Virtually Punch Your Annoying Neighbor January 9, 2025 Santa’s Naughty List Data Breach: Parents Outraged Over Leaked Behavior Reports December 22, 2024 Self-Checkout CEO Announces Plans to Outsource Bagging to Customers’ Children by 2025 December 12, 2024 Hydrogen is the Future: Until Musk Finds a New Favorite Element December 10, 2024 Billionaires Push to Replace Middle Class with Robots That Don’t Complain November 26, 2024 Kia EV6 Recall: Software Confuses Highway Lanes with Mario Kart Rainbow Road November 19, 2024ENTERTAINMENT Netflix Releases 100 New Shows; Subscribers Watch Stranger Things Again January 6, 2025 Silent Night Interrupted: Spotify Blamed for Unsolicited Christmas Ads Mid-Carol December 21, 2024 Spotify Wrapped 2024 Reveals Everyone’s Guilty Pleasure Is Crying to Taylor Swift While Stuck in Traffic December 8, 2024 New Reality Show “Who Can Be the Least Influenced by Social Media” Cancels Itself After One Episode November 21, 2024BUSINESS Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night January 13, 2025 Revenge of the Retail Clerks: Behind the Counter of Gift Return Season December 26, 2024 Santa’s Elves Join Union, Demand Overtime for Wrapping Naughty List Coal December 23, 2024 Nativity Scene Drama: Shepherds Quit Over Equal Pay Dispute with Wise Men December 17, 2024 Self-Checkout CEO Announces Plans to Outsource Bagging to Customers’ Children by 2025 December 12, 2024SPORTS Tom Brady Announces Unretirement for 57th Time, Now Playing Defense January 16, 2025 Miami Heat’s New Strategy: Suspend Star Players to Boost Team Morale January 7, 2025 Kansas City Chiefs Officially Rebrand as ‘The Swifties’: Football Optional December 29, 2024GALACTICAL Aliens Abandon Diplomatic Mission After Meeting Earth’s Top Candidates January 14, 2025 Discovery of “Tipped Over” Black Hole: Universe’s Drunk Uncle Finally Found December 28, 2024 NASA Spots Intergalactic “Help Wanted” Ad from a Neighboring Galaxy – Apparently, They’re Hiring Earthlings November 25, 2024LIFESTYLE 2025 Predictions: Flying Cars, World Peace, and Absolutely None of This Happening January 2, 2025 From Hangovers to Regrets: A Step-by-Step Guide to January 1st January 1, 2025 2024 Wrap-Up: The Year We Officially Gave Up on Common Sense December 31, 2024YOU MAY HAVE MISSED Putin’s New Year’s Resolution: Apologize Without Admitting Anything December 30, 2024 Kansas City Chiefs Officially Rebrand as ‘The Swifties’: Football Optional December 29, 2024 Discovery of “Tipped Over” Black Hole: Universe’s Drunk Uncle Finally Found December 28, 2024 Revenge of the Retail Clerks: Behind the Counter of Gift Return Season December 26, 2024Share this nonsense:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on X (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)MoreClick to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading...
