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Costco shopper with an overloaded cart is stopped by an Adult Supervision Specialist while holding a short shopping list.

Costco Introduces New Membership Tier Where Employee Follows You Around and Stops You From Buying Stupid Stuff

August 30, 2026

Office worker wearing a headset smiles at his desk as a green gas cloud spreads behind him and disgusted coworkers react.

How to Fart at Work: A Professional Guide to Passing Gas Without Destroying Your Career

August 26, 2026

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Amazon Introduces “Auto-Enjoy™” Feature for Content You Haven’t Read Yet

April 7, 2026

Abandoned warehouse press event with a torn “Amazon x The Wink Report Strategic Partnership” banner, overturned chairs, scattered papers, banana peels on the floor, and a podium with microphones and bananas in the foreground.

Amazon Cancels The Wink Report Acquisition After “Creative Differences” Over “Truth”

April 3, 2026

Walter Winkwink shakes hands with a corporate executive during a warehouse press event under a banner reading “Amazon x The Wink Report Strategic Partnership,” while primate journalists and staff watch in the background.

Amazon Acquires The Wink Report in All-Stock Deal, Promises “Synergized Absurdity at Scale”

April 2, 2026

An office desk buried under towering stacks of paperwork and binders labeled with redundant report titles, including “An Official Report on Official Reports,” “Appendix Appendex,” and “Reports About Reports,” surrounded by sticky notes, crumpled paper, pens, glasses, and a coffee mug labeled “Report Manager.”

Department of Redundancy Department Releases Redundant Report (Again)

January 14, 2026

Four coworkers wearing Santa hats and name tags hold beers at a brewery, smiling awkwardly during an office holiday party.

Office Holiday Parties Rebranded as “Mandatory Cheer Compliance Events”

December 15, 2025

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Mrs. Claus Starts OnlyFans to Fund Elf Pension Plan

December 11, 2025