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We’ve Eliminated Cash to Simplify Your Payment…By Adding a Fee A young cashier at a trendy smoothie shop looks serious behind a point-of-sale system displaying a $1.79 convenience fee, with a sign reading “NO CASH. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO MERCY” on the wall and a colorful smoothie on the counter.

We’ve Eliminated Cash to Simplify Your Payment…By Adding a Fee

November 11, 2025
Elon Musk Now Makes More Per Day Than Most Countries, But Sure, Tell Me to Budget Better Elon Musk lounges in a futuristic white sleep pod aboard a yacht at dusk, smirking with his eyes closed. A Tesla rocket labeled “Quiet the Noise” launches outside the window, and a glowing digital display above his head shows his net worth as $491.4 billion.

Elon Musk Now Makes More Per Day Than Most Countries, But Sure, Tell Me to Budget Better

November 8, 2025
Spirit Halloween Opens Store Inside Abandoned Spirit Halloween Animatronic zombie clown standing beside a clearance bin of bizarre Halloween costumes inside a dimly lit Spirit Halloween store.

Spirit Halloween Opens Store Inside Abandoned Spirit Halloween

October 28, 2025
AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi A man in his early 30s yells into a black mailbox while holding a food delivery flyer, standing on the walkway of a suburban home.

AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi

October 26, 2025
I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company A frustrated man squints through stacked magnifying glasses at the fine print on a toothpaste tube labeled "WhitenRite UltraBlast MaxXx™", surrounded by blurry product boxes and legal disclaimers.

I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company

September 11, 2025
“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025 Empty restaurant booth with a “Closed” sign in the background

“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025

August 23, 2025
Richest 1% Accidentally Buy Entire Concept of Hope, Jack Up Price A smug billionaire in a tuxedo holds a glowing orb labeled "HOPE" at an extravagant auction, surrounded by laughing elites holding paddles with tech logos, while a poor man peers in longingly through a window.

Richest 1% Accidentally Buy Entire Concept of Hope, Jack Up Price

August 20, 2025
Tesla Diner Grand Opening Marred After Robot Waiters Mistake Customers for Trash A humanoid robot with a glowing “RECYCLING INITIATED” display drags a confused man holding salad tongs toward a green dumpster labeled “ORGANIC WASTE ONLY.”

Tesla Diner Grand Opening Marred After Robot Waiters Mistake Customers for Trash

July 24, 2025

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