Food & Health News FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial April 11, 2025 Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers March 12, 2025 Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib March 10, 2025 Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week March 4, 2025 McDonald’s Testing $100 “McLuxury Nuggets” Made from an Endangered Bird (It’s Fine, They’re Regenerating It with AI) McDonald’s Testing $100 “McLuxury Nuggets” Made from an Endangered Bird (It’s Fine, They’re Regenerating It with AI) February 24, 2025 The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom February 11, 2025 Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued January 28, 2025 Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night January 13, 2025 < 1 2 3 >
FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial April 11, 2025
Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers March 12, 2025
Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib March 10, 2025
Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week March 4, 2025
McDonald’s Testing $100 “McLuxury Nuggets” Made from an Endangered Bird (It’s Fine, They’re Regenerating It with AI) McDonald’s Testing $100 “McLuxury Nuggets” Made from an Endangered Bird (It’s Fine, They’re Regenerating It with AI) February 24, 2025
The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom February 11, 2025
Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued January 28, 2025
Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night January 13, 2025
