Month: December 2024

Musk and Bezos fighting over moon for sale

2024 Wrap-Up: The Year We Officially Gave Up on Common Sense

December 31, 2024

Putin holding a sign saying Sorry you felt that way with crashed airplane in the background

Putin’s New Year’s Resolution: Apologize Without Admitting Anything

December 30, 2024

Kansas City Swifties

Kansas City Chiefs Officially Rebrand as ‘The Swifties’: Football Optional

December 29, 2024

Drunk black hole Uncle Larry

Discovery of “Tipped Over” Black Hole: Universe’s Drunk Uncle Finally Found

December 28, 2024

customer trying to return inflatable flamingo

Revenge of the Retail Clerks: Behind the Counter of Gift Return Season

December 26, 2024

elf being interviewed in the coal manufacturing plant

Santa’s Elves Join Union, Demand Overtime for Wrapping Naughty List Coal

December 23, 2024

Snow Globe with past due bills and inflation monster

‘Twas the Night Before Payday: A Christmas Poem

December 22, 2024

Santa distressed looking over naughty list

Santa’s Naughty List Data Breach: Parents Outraged Over Leaked Behavior Reports

December 22, 2024

fruitcake protestors outside of bakery

The War on Fruitcake: Activists Demand More Inclusive Holiday Desserts

December 21, 2024

Grinch holding Spotify button to Insert Ad

Silent Night Interrupted: Spotify Blamed for Unsolicited Christmas Ads Mid-Carol

December 21, 2024