Food & Health News

Food and Health News

Cheeseburger May Contain Traces of Reality

FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial

New Pepsi Can Peeling to Reveal Coca-Cola

Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers

McDonald's Employee Wide-Eyed When Asked What's In the McRib

Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib

office workers sitting around staring at phones instead of working

Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week

McLuxury Nuggets in velvet box with Tears of the Working Class dipping sauce

McDonald’s Testing $100 “McLuxury Nuggets” Made from an Endangered Bird (It’s Fine, They’re Regenerating It with AI)

February 24, 2025

Paper straw tyranny in the streets

The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom

February 11, 2025

Satan holding pint of Skyline Chili Ice Cream in hell

Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued

January 28, 2025

chicken reading poetry at open mic night

Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night

January 13, 2025

Trump holding ketchup bottle to put on pancakes instead of high priced maple syrup due to tariffs

Trump’s Tariffs Ignite Maple Mayhem: Canada Responds with the Great Syrup Squeeze

January 12, 2025

fruitcake protestors outside of bakery

The War on Fruitcake: Activists Demand More Inclusive Holiday Desserts

December 21, 2024