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Walter Winkwink signing the Elder Accords

Walter Winkwink and the Trials of the Elder Accord

Walter Escaping Jungle with The Ribbon

He’s Back: Walter Winkwink Returns with Sacred Ribbon and Just Enough Sanity to Reclaim The Wink Report

man surprised his munchies went through $300 worth

Michigan Man Sues Dispensary After Getting Too High and Eating $300 Worth of His Own Groceries

Garage filled with Amazon boxes while man stands confused

Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Cover Costs of Wife’s Amazon Prime Addiction

disappointed man looking at website with zero views

Aspiring Satirist Discovers Friends Will “Like” Posts But Never Click Links: A Tragicomedy

Man discovers new species of couch potato 13-year-old daughter

Local Man Discovers New Species of Couch Potato in Home

Michigan New License Plate with middle finger

Michigan Unveils New License Plate Design Featuring a Single Middle Finger to Represent Driving Culture

February 15, 2025

man playing cornhole in the driveway by himself against an empty lawn chair

Anonymous Local Man Booted from Cornhole League for Prioritizing Family; Starts Satirical News Site

February 1, 2025

local unsalted roads cause chaos but saves money

Drivers Brace for Frosty Mayhem in City’s No-Salt Experiment

January 4, 2025

Seismograph of Phils Fart in Rio Dell

Flatulence Causes Cali Quake: Locals Call It “The Big One”

December 7, 2024