Month: January 2025

woman angry at Facebook for deleting all of her posts due to honesty feature

Facebook Introduces “Honesty” Feature: Automatically Deletes All Posts

January 30, 2025

Satan holding pint of Skyline Chili Ice Cream in hell

Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued

January 28, 2025

Disney Cruises Gratuity Genie

Disney Cruise Unveils New “Gratuity Genie” Service: Rub Your Wallet for Extra Magic

January 27, 2025

illegal construction workers building border wall

U.S. Border Closed for Renovations: No More Illegal Aliens, Only Illegal Builders Allowed

January 25, 2025

Elon Musk laughing while holding a lightbulb

The Joke’s on Us: Elon Musk’s Attempt to Rocket into Stand-Up Comedy

January 24, 2025

woman watching The Kardashians

Study Finds 97% of Adults Admit to Watching TV Shows They Pretend to Hate in Public

January 23, 2025

Group of rap fans with new national anthem The Real Slim Shady

Trump Unveils Plan to Replace National Anthem with “The Real Slim Shady”

January 21, 2025

Influencer distraught with TikTok ban

When TikTok Said Goodbye, the World Said “No Cap?” TikTok Responds “Nope, Cap.”

January 20, 2025

Dan Campbell searching for how to break a sports curse

Lions Loss Inspires New Detroit Anthem: “Same Old Song (And Dance)”

January 19, 2025

George Washington holding plate of nachos during harsh winter at Valley Forge

George Washington: First in War, First in Peace, First in Nachos?

January 18, 2025