Month: January 2025

Group of rap fans with new national anthem The Real Slim Shady

Trump Unveils Plan to Replace National Anthem with “The Real Slim Shady”

January 21, 2025

Influencer distraught with TikTok ban

When TikTok Said Goodbye, the World Said “No Cap?” TikTok Responds “Nope, Cap.”

January 20, 2025

Dan Campbell searching for how to break a sports curse

Lions Loss Inspires New Detroit Anthem: “Same Old Song (And Dance)”

January 19, 2025

George Washington holding plate of nachos during harsh winter at Valley Forge

George Washington: First in War, First in Peace, First in Nachos?

January 18, 2025

Tom Brady intercepted pass with kid crying and chasing him

Tom Brady Announces Unretirement for 57th Time, Now Playing Defense

January 16, 2025

aliens disapprove of Earths leaders

Aliens Abandon Diplomatic Mission After Meeting Earth’s Top Candidates

January 14, 2025

chicken reading poetry at open mic night

Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night

January 13, 2025

Trump holding ketchup bottle to put on pancakes instead of high priced maple syrup due to tariffs

Trump’s Tariffs Ignite Maple Mayhem: Canada Responds with the Great Syrup Squeeze

January 12, 2025

Governor Newsome taking a selfie in front of wildfires wearing Patagonia

Gov. Newsom, Fighting Fires One Patagonia Jacket at a Time

January 11, 2025

suburban neighbors arguing with app to virtually punch your neighbor

New App Lets You Virtually Punch Your Annoying Neighbor

January 9, 2025