Month: June 2025

Man Standing Triumphant in Front of a Microwave Displaying 808 for Bob Time

Local Man Claims Ownership of 8:08, Demands Respect During “Bob Time”: Family Pretends Not to Know Him

Billionaire Bezos on stilts during Income Inequality Appreciation Day Parade

Billionaires Lobby for “Income Inequality Appreciation Day” National Holiday

doctor holding patient chart for too much reality, irony deficiency

Satirist Hospitalized After Attempting to Read the News Without Screaming

real estate agent with blueprints for bunker sweet bunker

Luxury Subterranean Real Estate: Now with Enhanced Ventilation!

CliffNotes Falling Off a Cliff with Nuance Flying Away

Google’s AI Summaries: The CliffNotes That Forgot the Cliffs…and the Notes

Fan with foam finger blocking court of game 6 NBA Finals

Field of Screams: Why My Seat Was Too Close to the Whistle Guy

Pacers player on bench winners limp losers watch

This is the NBA Finals; If Your Calf Hurts, Try Using the Other One

middle aged man diving for volleyball immediately regrets it

Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

Middle aged Dad looking at his lawn mowed yesterday in approval

Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

dumpster fire of politics

Political Jokes: “I’m Not Adding Another Log to That Dumpster Fire”