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Month: September 2025

A frustrated man yelling at a computer screen that displays the message, “Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?”
  • Technology News

AI to Handle All Customer Complaints; Response Limited to “Have You Tried Turning Yourself Off and On Again?”

September 14, 2025
A frustrated man squints through stacked magnifying glasses at the fine print on a toothpaste tube labeled "WhitenRite UltraBlast MaxXx™", surrounded by blurry product boxes and legal disclaimers.
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I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company

September 11, 2025
A quirky man with blonde curls, glasses, and headphones holds a banana and raises his finger in discovery, surrounded by banana peels, a blender of banana mush, and a whiteboard labeled "Banana Physics" in a chaotic lab setting.
  • Technology News

Banana-Powered Cars: The Fruit-Based Future They Don’t Want You to Know About

September 9, 2025
Chester ‘Box Score’ McStats in his cluttered garage, surrounded by charts and pizza, watching the Eagles vs Cowboys game during a lightning delay.
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I Ran the Numbers: This NFL Season Is Already Over

September 5, 2025
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Recollections: The Typo War (Parts II & III)

September 2, 2025

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