Year: 2025

Fan with foam finger blocking court of game 6 NBA Finals

Field of Screams: Why My Seat Was Too Close to the Whistle Guy

Pacers player on bench winners limp losers watch

This is the NBA Finals; If Your Calf Hurts, Try Using the Other One

middle aged man diving for volleyball immediately regrets it

Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

Middle aged Dad looking at his lawn mowed yesterday in approval

Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

dumpster fire of politics

Political Jokes: “I’m Not Adding Another Log to That Dumpster Fire”

X-Ray of Brain Powered by Headlines Only

Headline-Only Reader Shocked to Learn Articles Contain Actual Information

employee eating condiment packet for lunch

Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork”

Boardroom of primates

Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans

Mr Wigglesworth Distraught After Shredding Pulitzer-worthy Expose

Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story

Elon Musk Launching Self to Space from his Bunker

Luxury Bunker Sales Soar as Billionaires Prepare for “Peasant Uprising 2025”