Classified Winkverse Files

A dimly lit alleyway behind The Wink Report building shows a wooden shipping crate beside trash bins, scattered papers, and a banana peel under a glowing office window.

Walter Winkwink Has Gone Missing…Again

September 29, 2025

Boardroom of primates

Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans

Mr Wigglesworth Distraught After Shredding Pulitzer-worthy Expose

Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story

Walter Winkwink signing the Elder Accords

Walter Winkwink and the Trials of the Elder Accord

Walter Escaping Jungle with The Ribbon

He’s Back: Walter Winkwink Returns with Sacred Ribbon and Just Enough Sanity to Reclaim The Wink Report