Editor’s Picks

A man sitting on a couch with a laptop on his lap, clenching his fists in frustration as he sees a paywall pop-up on an article titled “Ten Ways to Reduce Stress,” which demands $4.99 monthly and includes a “Scream Now” button for an extra $2.99 add-on.

Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness

October 18, 2025

Walter Winkwink signing the Elder Accords

Walter Winkwink and the Trials of the Elder Accord

Walter Escaping Jungle with The Ribbon

He’s Back: Walter Winkwink Returns with Sacred Ribbon and Just Enough Sanity to Reclaim The Wink Report

office workers sitting around staring at phones instead of working

Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week

Man discovers new species of couch potato 13-year-old daughter

Local Man Discovers New Species of Couch Potato in Home

Apple CEO Overlord Tim Cook

The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones

February 22, 2025

man playing cornhole in the driveway by himself against an empty lawn chair

Anonymous Local Man Booted from Cornhole League for Prioritizing Family; Starts Satirical News Site

February 1, 2025

George Washington holding plate of nachos during harsh winter at Valley Forge

George Washington: First in War, First in Peace, First in Nachos?

January 18, 2025