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Middle aged Dad looking at his lawn mowed yesterday in approval

Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

dumpster fire of politics

Political Jokes: “I’m Not Adding Another Log to That Dumpster Fire”

X-Ray of Brain Powered by Headlines Only

Headline-Only Reader Shocked to Learn Articles Contain Actual Information

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Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork”

Boardroom of primates

Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans

Mr Wigglesworth Distraught After Shredding Pulitzer-worthy Expose

Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story

Elon Musk Launching Self to Space from his Bunker

Luxury Bunker Sales Soar as Billionaires Prepare for “Peasant Uprising 2025”

Walter Winkwink signing the Elder Accords

Walter Winkwink and the Trials of the Elder Accord

Walter Escaping Jungle with The Ribbon

He’s Back: Walter Winkwink Returns with Sacred Ribbon and Just Enough Sanity to Reclaim The Wink Report

stained glass Resurrect Yo Self Before You Wreck Yo Self

Blessed Be the Bud: Confused Pastor Quotes Snoop Instead of Scripture