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Snow-covered freeway in Metro Detroit with multiple cars spun out, stuck, or crashed along icy lanes, captured during a winter storm with grey skies and blowing snow.

Officials Admit They “Forgot” About I-696, Were Busy Salting Office Sidewalk

January 26, 2026

A frustrated man sits at his computer staring at a CAPTCHA that says, “Please write something dumb to verify you are not a robot.”

Too Coherent to Be Real: Writers Accused of Being AI for Knowing Grammar

January 19, 2026

Two Founding Father figures in colonial attire facepalming next to the Articles of Confederation, highlighting their historical regret and poor governmental decisions.

The Articles of Confederation: Now Available in the “Mistakes Were Made” Museum Wing

January 17, 2026

An office desk buried under towering stacks of paperwork and binders labeled with redundant report titles, including “An Official Report on Official Reports,” “Appendix Appendex,” and “Reports About Reports,” surrounded by sticky notes, crumpled paper, pens, glasses, and a coffee mug labeled “Report Manager.”

Department of Redundancy Department Releases Redundant Report (Again)

January 14, 2026

A frustrated man in a business suit angrily yells at his iPhone on a busy city street. The phone screen displays a Siri message that reads, “Try again, but nicer.”

Apple Announces New iPhone Will Only Work If You Say Please

January 7, 2026

A man with blonde hair sits at a cluttered desk, seen from behind, holding a coffee mug while staring at a glowing laptop screen that reads “Pageview: 1.” The wall in front of him is covered in red yarn, pins, and notes forming a chaotic corkboard conspiracy map.

Walter Winkwink Launches Operation: Find the Last Reader

January 3, 2026

A tired man in pajamas and a bathrobe sits on a couch surrounded by delivery boxes, cameras, coffee mugs, and a cracked laptop, overwhelmed by side hustles.

Americans Admit They Don’t Want to Be Rich, Just Comfortable Without a Side Hustle

December 30, 2025

Four reindeer in business suits stand outside the North Pole Courthouse, with Rudolph holding a clipboard labeled “Lawsuit.”

Reindeer Sue Over Working Conditions; Cite Lack of Air Traffic Control

December 19, 2025

Four coworkers wearing Santa hats and name tags hold beers at a brewery, smiling awkwardly during an office holiday party.

Office Holiday Parties Rebranded as “Mandatory Cheer Compliance Events”

December 15, 2025

Four shocked Christmas elves in festive outfits stare wide-eyed at a laptop screen in a cozy North Pole workshop.

Mrs. Claus Starts OnlyFans to Fund Elf Pension Plan

December 11, 2025