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Michigan New License Plate with middle finger

Michigan Unveils New License Plate Design Featuring a Single Middle Finger to Represent Driving Culture

February 15, 2025

man playing cornhole in the driveway by himself against an empty lawn chair

Anonymous Local Man Booted from Cornhole League for Prioritizing Family; Starts Satirical News Site

February 1, 2025

local unsalted roads cause chaos but saves money

Drivers Brace for Frosty Mayhem in City’s No-Salt Experiment

January 4, 2025

Seismograph of Phils Fart in Rio Dell

Flatulence Causes Cali Quake: Locals Call It “The Big One”

December 7, 2024

Michiganders Debate Is It Time to Switch from Shorts to Sweatpants

Michiganders Debate: Is It Time to Trade Shorts for Sweatpants, or Do We Just Layer Both?

December 5, 2024

Peanut the Squirrel The Nutfather

The Untold Crimes of Peanut the Squirrel: An Empire of Fur and Fury

November 16, 2024

Donny O Retirement

Legendary Spreadsheet Master Donny O Bids Farewell to Comerica Bank After 49 1/2 Years, Decides Enough is Enough

November 11, 2024

homeowner handing out budget booklets for Halloween

No More Sugar-Coating: Trick-or-Treating Gets a Reality Check

October 29, 2024

selling candy in an alley on black market

Halloween Candy Buyback Scandal: Local Dentists Found Reselling Candy on the Black Market

October 22, 2024

Confused DTE Contractors

Michigan’s Epic Power Outage: A Thunderstorm Tale of Woe and Wires

August 29, 2024