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Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

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Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

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Headline-Only Reader Shocked to Learn Articles Contain Actual Information

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Michigan Man Sues Dispensary After Getting Too High and Eating $300 Worth of His Own Groceries

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Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Cover Costs of Wife’s Amazon Prime Addiction

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Aspiring Satirist Discovers Friends Will “Like” Posts But Never Click Links: A Tragicomedy

Man discovers new species of couch potato 13-year-old daughter

Local Man Discovers New Species of Couch Potato in Home

Michigan New License Plate with middle finger

Michigan Unveils New License Plate Design Featuring a Single Middle Finger to Represent Driving Culture

February 15, 2025

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Anonymous Local Man Booted from Cornhole League for Prioritizing Family; Starts Satirical News Site

February 1, 2025

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Drivers Brace for Frosty Mayhem in City’s No-Salt Experiment

January 4, 2025