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Four primate journalists in rainbow-striped party hats celebrate The Wink Report’s one-year anniversary in a chaotic newsroom, gathered around a chocolate cake reading “WE’RE STILL NOT CANCELLED!”, while a smiling man photobombs in the center, later identified as Greg from Accounting.

One Year of Wink: We Blinked and a Year Winked By

Man Standing Triumphant in Front of a Microwave Displaying 808 for Bob Time

Local Man Claims Ownership of 8:08, Demands Respect During “Bob Time”: Family Pretends Not to Know Him

middle aged man diving for volleyball immediately regrets it

Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

Middle aged Dad looking at his lawn mowed yesterday in approval

Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

X-Ray of Brain Powered by Headlines Only

Headline-Only Reader Shocked to Learn Articles Contain Actual Information

man surprised his munchies went through $300 worth

Michigan Man Sues Dispensary After Getting Too High and Eating $300 Worth of His Own Groceries

Garage filled with Amazon boxes while man stands confused

Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Cover Costs of Wife’s Amazon Prime Addiction

disappointed man looking at website with zero views

Aspiring Satirist Discovers Friends Will “Like” Posts But Never Click Links: A Tragicomedy

Man discovers new species of couch potato 13-year-old daughter

Local Man Discovers New Species of Couch Potato in Home

Michigan New License Plate with middle finger

Michigan Unveils New License Plate Design Featuring a Single Middle Finger to Represent Driving Culture

February 15, 2025