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A tipped-over Pumpkin Spice Latte cup spills foamy liquid into a storm drain surrounded by scattered autumn leaves on a wet street.

Pumpkin Spice Outbreak Reaches Midwest Sewage Systems

November 1, 2025

Young girl in witch costume uses a tablet while sitting on a couch, surrounded by overflowing Halloween candy bags.

New “Trick-or-Treat Prime” App Lets Kids Order Candy Without Leaving the House

October 30, 2025

Animatronic zombie clown standing beside a clearance bin of bizarre Halloween costumes inside a dimly lit Spirit Halloween store.

Spirit Halloween Opens Store Inside Abandoned Spirit Halloween

October 28, 2025

A man in his early 30s yells into a black mailbox while holding a food delivery flyer, standing on the walkway of a suburban home.

AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi

October 26, 2025

A man sitting on a couch with a laptop on his lap, clenching his fists in frustration as he sees a paywall pop-up on an article titled “Ten Ways to Reduce Stress,” which demands $4.99 monthly and includes a “Scream Now” button for an extra $2.99 add-on.

Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness

October 18, 2025

A frustrated man sitting on a toilet in a modern public restroom, holding a smartphone that reads “LOADING YOUR WIPE ALLOCATION…” while glowing digital ads on the stall walls promote “Sponsored by Charmin” and “Watch this 15-second video for 2-ply.”

Trickle-Down Economics Has Officially Reached the Restroom

October 16, 2025

An angry, human-like tree with arms on its hips glares down at a white Range Rover that has crashed into its trunk, while a blue garbage truck lingers in the background.

Baldwin Crashes Wife’s Car, Blames Whale-Truck and Big Fat Tree. Plot Twist: He’s Fine

October 14, 2025

Evolution of Man chart ending with a Gen Z figure hunched over, texting emojis on a smartphone.

Walter Translates the Youths: A Guide to Communicating With Modern Grunts

September 26, 2025

Shopper in hazmat suit pushes a Costco cart containing dangerous grocery items, including an exploding Prosecco bottle, fiery yogurt, and suspiciously labeled jars.

If the Wine Doesn’t Get You, the Jalapeño Yogurt Will: Costco’s Conspiracy Deepens

September 20, 2025

Exiled Windows 10 users wander a tech wasteland, clutching outdated devices, as a smug Clippy guards glowing Windows 11 towers in the distance.

Windows 10 Users Banned from Society, Forced to Live in Offline Colonies

September 17, 2025