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A quirky man with blonde curls, glasses, and headphones holds a banana and raises his finger in discovery, surrounded by banana peels, a blender of banana mush, and a whiteboard labeled "Banana Physics" in a chaotic lab setting.
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Banana-Powered Cars: The Fruit-Based Future They Don’t Want You to Know About

September 9, 2025
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I Ran the Numbers: This NFL Season Is Already Over

September 5, 2025
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Taylor Swift’s Engagement Ring Revealed to Be Ancient Alien Artifact That Controls Weather

August 30, 2025
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High School Freshman Scores First Boyfriend, Dad Forgets How to Breathe

August 28, 2025
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Another Year, Another Chance to Blame the Refs

August 26, 2025
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“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025

August 23, 2025
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Richest 1% Accidentally Buy Entire Concept of Hope, Jack Up Price

August 20, 2025
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Pop-Up Storm Forms After Local Man Says “It’ll Blow Over”

August 17, 2025
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Netflix Greenlights 14-Hour Movie Where Ryan Gosling Slowly Assembles IKEA Bookshelf

August 12, 2025
A man in a car at a Burger King drive-thru wipes away tears while holding a Whopper, with a tissue box on the dashboard and a faint burger reflection in the window.
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Burger King Introduces “Emotional Support Whopper” for People Who Cry in Drive-Thrus

August 9, 2025

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