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Thomas Jefferson holding a large pink lawn flamingo with a proud smile while Lewis and Clark push an old-fashioned wooden lawn mower in the background on a vast green lawn.

The Louisiana Purchase Was Just Thomas Jefferson’s Attempt to One-Up a Neighbor’s Lawn

dumpster fire of politics

Political Jokes: “I’m Not Adding Another Log to That Dumpster Fire”

Abe Lincoln with beef jerky from stovepipe hat

Abe Lincoln’s Stovepipe Top Hat Was Just a Portable Snack Dispenser

political pendulum ride at the chaotic circus we call America

Political Pendulum: From Far Left to Far Right, Is the Center Just a Myth?

February 19, 2025

Elon Musk and DOGE staff

Nation Stunned: DOGE Just a Discord Server Moderated by Teenagers Who Say “LMAO” a Lot

February 13, 2025

Paper straw tyranny in the streets

The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom

February 11, 2025

Group of rap fans with new national anthem The Real Slim Shady

Trump Unveils Plan to Replace National Anthem with “The Real Slim Shady”

January 21, 2025

George Washington holding plate of nachos during harsh winter at Valley Forge

George Washington: First in War, First in Peace, First in Nachos?

January 18, 2025

Trump holding ketchup bottle to put on pancakes instead of high priced maple syrup due to tariffs

Trump’s Tariffs Ignite Maple Mayhem: Canada Responds with the Great Syrup Squeeze

January 12, 2025

Governor Newsome taking a selfie in front of wildfires wearing Patagonia

Gov. Newsom, Fighting Fires One Patagonia Jacket at a Time

January 11, 2025