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Walter Winkwink

Trump’s “Pardon Pass” Launches for Supporters: Because Crime Should Pay, Monthly

In a bold and innovative twist on the presidential promise, President-Elect Trump’s team has rolled out an exclusive new membership program for his most loyal supporters. Branded as the Pardon Pass, this subscription-based service offers its members unprecedented “legal flexibility” for a small monthly fee. While details of the perks remain fuzzy, early rumors suggest that members may enjoy privileges typically reserved for the upper echelons of Washington – or at least, a direct line to a very understanding operator. The program’s initial launch has already sparked debates, with some calling it “groundbreaking” and others “a crime spree waiting to happen.”

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Walter Winkwink

Trump and Harris Duel for Swing State Voters in First Presidential Cornhole Championship

In an unexpected yet totally fitting turn of events, Trump and Harris squared off in the ultimate political battle: the 1st Presidential Cornhole Championship. Forget debates—who needs them when you can prove your worth with beanbags? Trump hurled his bags with the confidence of a man who’s never questioned his aim, while Harris treated the game like a delicate policy decision, weighing every toss like it could end world hunger. As swing state voters watched in suspense (or confusion), the stakes became clear: this wasn’t just cornhole—it was the newest frontier in American politics. Because, obviously, nothing says leadership like nailing a beanbag toss.

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Walter Winkwink

New Voting Option: ‘No Confidence’ – Because Democracy Deserves a Mulligan

In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to make election seasons even longer and more unbearable, U.S. voters can now select a brand-new option on their ballots: “No Confidence.” That’s right, folks—if you’re sick of choosing between the lesser of two evils, now you can choose none of the above and throw every candidate into political purgatory! If “No Confidence” wins the majority, all candidates are sent packing, political parties scramble to find new faces, and we all get to do this circus again in 60 days. Because, let’s be honest, why settle for bad choices when you can hold out for even worse ones?

Political analysts are calling this move a “win for democracy” and “a sure way to make elections as endless as the Fast & Furious franchise.” Will this new option bring much-needed change or just more chaos? Well, we’ll know in about 60 days… or 120… or never.

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Walter Winkwink

Kamilla Hassle vs. Donald Thump 2024: The Baffling Battle for the White House: When Words Speak Louder Than Actions

In the 2024 presidential election, Kamilla Hassle and Donald Thump are battling it out with vague promises and bewildering policies. From fixing the economy with circular reasoning to addressing the climate crisis with nonsensical plans, this satirical article captures the hilarity and absurdity of their chaotic campaigns. Prepare to be entertained as we dive into the most confusing political showdown yet!

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