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Nation Outsources March Madness Brackets to AI, Asks AI to Also Care About the Outcome

Nation Outsources March Madness Brackets to AI, Asks AI to Also Care About the Outcome

Split image showing curling athletes in identical poses. On the left they sweep a curling stone on Olympic ice, and on the right they clean a spilled jar of spaghetti sauce on a kitchen floor.

Curling Team Claims They’ve Been Practicing by Cleaning Kitchen Floors

February 15, 2026

Chester ‘Box Score’ McStats in his cluttered garage, surrounded by charts and pizza, watching the Eagles vs Cowboys game during a lightning delay.

I Ran the Numbers: This NFL Season Is Already Over

September 5, 2025

Man in a Detroit Lions jersey shouts furiously at a football game on TV in a dimly lit sports bar, holding a chicken wing in one hand and a mug of beer in the other, while other bar patrons look on in amusement or concern.

Another Year, Another Chance to Blame the Refs

August 26, 2025

Veronica Conspiranza in a pickleball uniform and visor stands on a pickleball court, holding a paddle like a weapon and pointing to a whiteboard that reads “DINK = DATA.”

Pickleball Panic: Is This “Sport” a Government Psy-Op to Track Boomers?

Fan with foam finger blocking court of game 6 NBA Finals

Field of Screams: Why My Seat Was Too Close to the Whistle Guy

Pacers player on bench winners limp losers watch

This is the NBA Finals; If Your Calf Hurts, Try Using the Other One

middle aged man diving for volleyball immediately regrets it

Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

NCAA March Madness Mascot Stunned by Upset

NCAA March Madness 2025 Viewer’s Guide: How to Pretend You Understand the Bracket While Secretly Googling “What is a Seed?”

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Zamboni Racing League Launched After NHL Fans Admit It’s Their Favorite Part of the Game

February 17, 2025