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Young girl in witch costume uses a tablet while sitting on a couch, surrounded by overflowing Halloween candy bags.
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New “Trick-or-Treat Prime” App Lets Kids Order Candy Without Leaving the House

October 30, 2025
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AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi

October 26, 2025
Exiled Windows 10 users wander a tech wasteland, clutching outdated devices, as a smug Clippy guards glowing Windows 11 towers in the distance.
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Windows 10 Users Banned from Society, Forced to Live in Offline Colonies

September 17, 2025
A frustrated man yelling at a computer screen that displays the message, “Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?”
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AI to Handle All Customer Complaints; Response Limited to “Have You Tried Turning Yourself Off and On Again?”

September 14, 2025
A quirky man with blonde curls, glasses, and headphones holds a banana and raises his finger in discovery, surrounded by banana peels, a blender of banana mush, and a whiteboard labeled "Banana Physics" in a chaotic lab setting.
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Banana-Powered Cars: The Fruit-Based Future They Don’t Want You to Know About

September 9, 2025
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Smart Fridge Gains Sentience, Refuses to Open Unless Owner Apologizes for 2AM Cheese Incident

July 26, 2025
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Google Flags Fictional Story as Low-Quality Content Without Keywords, Bullet Points

July 5, 2025
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Google’s AI Summaries: The CliffNotes That Forgot the Cliffs…and the Notes

June 23, 2025
self-driving car on road median with potholes and not driving anymore
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Self-Driving Car Tests Michigan Roads, Immediately Files for Retirement

April 5, 2025
AI therapy bot with error message will not treat humans
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World’s First AI Therapist Refuses to Treat Humans; Claims We’re Too Complicated

March 20, 2025

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