Food & Health News If the Wine Doesn’t Get You, the Jalapeño Yogurt Will: Costco’s Conspiracy Deepens If the Wine Doesn’t Get You, the Jalapeño Yogurt Will: Costco’s Conspiracy Deepens September 20, 2025 Burger King Introduces “Emotional Support Whopper” for People Who Cry in Drive-Thrus Burger King Introduces “Emotional Support Whopper” for People Who Cry in Drive-Thrus August 9, 2025 Air Quality at Crisis Levels: Authorities Attribute to Canadian Fires, Witnesses Whisper Otherwise Air Quality at Crisis Levels: Authorities Attribute to Canadian Fires, Witnesses Whisper Otherwise August 3, 2025 Smart Fridge Gains Sentience, Refuses to Open Unless Owner Apologizes for 2AM Cheese Incident Smart Fridge Gains Sentience, Refuses to Open Unless Owner Apologizes for 2AM Cheese Incident July 26, 2025 Satirist Hospitalized After Attempting to Read the News Without Screaming Satirist Hospitalized After Attempting to Read the News Without Screaming June 26, 2025 FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial April 11, 2025 Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers March 12, 2025 Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib March 10, 2025 < 1 2 3 >
If the Wine Doesn’t Get You, the Jalapeño Yogurt Will: Costco’s Conspiracy Deepens If the Wine Doesn’t Get You, the Jalapeño Yogurt Will: Costco’s Conspiracy Deepens September 20, 2025
Burger King Introduces “Emotional Support Whopper” for People Who Cry in Drive-Thrus Burger King Introduces “Emotional Support Whopper” for People Who Cry in Drive-Thrus August 9, 2025
Air Quality at Crisis Levels: Authorities Attribute to Canadian Fires, Witnesses Whisper Otherwise Air Quality at Crisis Levels: Authorities Attribute to Canadian Fires, Witnesses Whisper Otherwise August 3, 2025
Smart Fridge Gains Sentience, Refuses to Open Unless Owner Apologizes for 2AM Cheese Incident Smart Fridge Gains Sentience, Refuses to Open Unless Owner Apologizes for 2AM Cheese Incident July 26, 2025
Satirist Hospitalized After Attempting to Read the News Without Screaming Satirist Hospitalized After Attempting to Read the News Without Screaming June 26, 2025
FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial April 11, 2025
Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers March 12, 2025
Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib March 10, 2025
