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Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness A man sitting on a couch with a laptop on his lap, clenching his fists in frustration as he sees a paywall pop-up on an article titled “Ten Ways to Reduce Stress,” which demands $4.99 monthly and includes a “Scream Now” button for an extra $2.99 add-on.

Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness

October 18, 2025
Trickle-Down Economics Has Officially Reached the Restroom A frustrated man sitting on a toilet in a modern public restroom, holding a smartphone that reads “LOADING YOUR WIPE ALLOCATION…” while glowing digital ads on the stall walls promote “Sponsored by Charmin” and “Watch this 15-second video for 2-ply.”

Trickle-Down Economics Has Officially Reached the Restroom

October 16, 2025
Walter Translates the Youths: A Guide to Communicating With Modern Grunts Evolution of Man chart ending with a Gen Z figure hunched over, texting emojis on a smartphone.

Walter Translates the Youths: A Guide to Communicating With Modern Grunts

September 26, 2025
Research Shows: Plugging in Phone Helps Battery Last Longer Teenage girl looking distressed at phone with 1% battery, ignoring nearby charger plugged into the wall.

Research Shows: Plugging in Phone Helps Battery Last Longer

August 6, 2025
Pamprin “Changed My Life,” Says Man Who Thought Menstrual Was a Spice A man in a pink bathrobe holds a Pamprin box with a confused yet enlightened expression, sitting at a desk with BuzzBallz, dual monitors, and an open journal that reads “Mood: Swirly but Okay,” with Star Wars posters behind him.

Pamprin “Changed My Life,” Says Man Who Thought Menstrual Was a Spice

July 19, 2025
Billionaires Lobby for “Income Inequality Appreciation Day” National Holiday Billionaire Bezos on stilts during Income Inequality Appreciation Day Parade

Billionaires Lobby for “Income Inequality Appreciation Day” National Holiday

June 28, 2025
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Blessed Be the Bud: Confused Pastor Quotes Snoop Instead of Scripture

April 20, 2025
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Burned Out, Broke, and Buzzing on Foam: A Wink Report Editorial

April 14, 2025

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