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Santa Claus wearing an Amazon warehouse vest scans a package while stressed-out elves in green uniforms sort Amazon boxes inside a converted North Pole workshop.

Santa Outsourced to Amazon; North Pole Becomes Fulfillment Center

December 2, 2025

Chaotic Thanksgiving food fight with a long family table covered in splattered food as furious relatives shout and hurl dishes across the room.

Report: 74% of Thanksgiving Fights Start With the Phrase “Not to Make This Political, But…“

November 26, 2025

A young male cashier in a green shirt and apron stares blankly at a customer's hand offering a pile of pennies, with a sign in the background reading "We No Longer Accept Ancient Relics."

Death of a Coin: Penny Declared Legally Useless, Sent to Live on a Farm Upstate

November 14, 2025

A man sitting on a couch with a laptop on his lap, clenching his fists in frustration as he sees a paywall pop-up on an article titled “Ten Ways to Reduce Stress,” which demands $4.99 monthly and includes a “Scream Now” button for an extra $2.99 add-on.

Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness

October 18, 2025

A frustrated man sitting on a toilet in a modern public restroom, holding a smartphone that reads “LOADING YOUR WIPE ALLOCATION…” while glowing digital ads on the stall walls promote “Sponsored by Charmin” and “Watch this 15-second video for 2-ply.”

Trickle-Down Economics Has Officially Reached the Restroom

October 16, 2025

Evolution of Man chart ending with a Gen Z figure hunched over, texting emojis on a smartphone.

Walter Translates the Youths: A Guide to Communicating With Modern Grunts

September 26, 2025

Teenage girl looking distressed at phone with 1% battery, ignoring nearby charger plugged into the wall.

Research Shows: Plugging in Phone Helps Battery Last Longer

August 6, 2025

A man in a pink bathrobe holds a Pamprin box with a confused yet enlightened expression, sitting at a desk with BuzzBallz, dual monitors, and an open journal that reads “Mood: Swirly but Okay,” with Star Wars posters behind him.

Pamprin “Changed My Life,” Says Man Who Thought Menstrual Was a Spice

July 19, 2025