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Four reindeer in business suits stand outside the North Pole Courthouse, with Rudolph holding a clipboard labeled “Lawsuit.”

Reindeer Sue Over Working Conditions; Cite Lack of Air Traffic Control

December 19, 2025

Man meditating peacefully on the floor with eyes closed while holding a glowing smartphone with social media notifications.

Man Who Declared “I’m Logging Off for Good” Mysteriously Back Online 11 Minutes Later

December 6, 2025

Santa Claus wearing an Amazon warehouse vest scans a package while stressed-out elves in green uniforms sort Amazon boxes inside a converted North Pole workshop.

Santa Outsourced to Amazon; North Pole Becomes Fulfillment Center

December 2, 2025

Chaotic Thanksgiving food fight with a long family table covered in splattered food as furious relatives shout and hurl dishes across the room.

Report: 74% of Thanksgiving Fights Start With the Phrase “Not to Make This Political, But…“

November 26, 2025

A young male cashier in a green shirt and apron stares blankly at a customer's hand offering a pile of pennies, with a sign in the background reading "We No Longer Accept Ancient Relics."

Death of a Coin: Penny Declared Legally Useless, Sent to Live on a Farm Upstate

November 14, 2025

A man sitting on a couch with a laptop on his lap, clenching his fists in frustration as he sees a paywall pop-up on an article titled “Ten Ways to Reduce Stress,” which demands $4.99 monthly and includes a “Scream Now” button for an extra $2.99 add-on.

Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness

October 18, 2025

A frustrated man sitting on a toilet in a modern public restroom, holding a smartphone that reads “LOADING YOUR WIPE ALLOCATION…” while glowing digital ads on the stall walls promote “Sponsored by Charmin” and “Watch this 15-second video for 2-ply.”

Trickle-Down Economics Has Officially Reached the Restroom

October 16, 2025

Evolution of Man chart ending with a Gen Z figure hunched over, texting emojis on a smartphone.

Walter Translates the Youths: A Guide to Communicating With Modern Grunts

September 26, 2025