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Pamprin “Changed My Life,” Says Man Who Thought Menstrual Was a Spice A man in a pink bathrobe holds a Pamprin box with a confused yet enlightened expression, sitting at a desk with BuzzBallz, dual monitors, and an open journal that reads “Mood: Swirly but Okay,” with Star Wars posters behind him.

Pamprin “Changed My Life,” Says Man Who Thought Menstrual Was a Spice

July 19, 2025
REVIEW: Borcher’s AuSable Canoe & Kayak; The River Ride That Ruined My Career in Competitive Lounging Walter Winkwink, wearing a safari hat and life vest, drifts sideways in a teal kayak on the Au Sable River in Grayling, Michigan, with a frog perched on the bow staring at him. Majestic pine trees line the shore and a bald eagle winks overhead.

REVIEW: Borcher’s AuSable Canoe & Kayak; The River Ride That Ruined My Career in Competitive Lounging

July 17, 2025
One Year of Wink: We Blinked and a Year Winked By Four primate journalists in rainbow-striped party hats celebrate The Wink Report’s one-year anniversary in a chaotic newsroom, gathered around a chocolate cake reading “WE’RE STILL NOT CANCELLED!”, while a smiling man photobombs in the center, later identified as Greg from Accounting.

One Year of Wink: We Blinked and a Year Winked By

July 15, 2025
Local Man Claims Ownership of 8:08, Demands Respect During “Bob Time”: Family Pretends Not to Know Him Man Standing Triumphant in Front of a Microwave Displaying 808 for Bob Time

Local Man Claims Ownership of 8:08, Demands Respect During “Bob Time”: Family Pretends Not to Know Him

June 29, 2025
Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To middle aged man diving for volleyball immediately regrets it

Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

June 18, 2025
Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure” Middle aged Dad looking at his lawn mowed yesterday in approval

Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

June 15, 2025
Headline-Only Reader Shocked to Learn Articles Contain Actual Information X-Ray of Brain Powered by Headlines Only

Headline-Only Reader Shocked to Learn Articles Contain Actual Information

May 31, 2025
Walter Winkwink and the Trials of the Elder Accord Walter Winkwink signing the Elder Accords

Walter Winkwink and the Trials of the Elder Accord

May 11, 2025

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