Description
Somewhere deep in The Wink Report newsroom, our senior primate correspondent bravely clicked a headline…and immediately lost the will to function. This sticker immortalizes that heroic act of modern despair: a monkey slumped over his desk, a mug of “I tried” juice at his side, and the haunting glow of a laptop reporting that the world has, once again, lost its bananas.
Stick this on your:
Laptop, so everyone knows you’re emotionally allergic to current events
Office wall, as a PSA for coworkers who say “Did you see the news?”
Coffee maker, because caffeine is the only thing holding society together
Glossy. Durable. Perfect for anyone one headline away from a full existential desk nap. Buy one for yourself, one for a friend, and one for the nearest raccoon, because honestly, we’re all reading the news and making the same face.
Product features
– Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface.
– Made with durable vinyl and strong adhesive; perfect for smooth flat surfaces.
– Features vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks for a bright, eye-catching look.
– Easy application process—quick, smooth, and bubble-free installation.
– Available in multiple sizes.
Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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