Description
Slap this Official Seal of Absurdity wherever the mood for mischief strikes; your laptop, office door, or that boring filing cabinet that’s never seen a banana. This kiss-cut sticker features our most dignified primate in a suit, solemnly holding a banana like the microphone he was born to wield.
Why settle for inspirational quotes when you can proudly display, “Yes, I read The Wink Report, and yes, it’s all Certified Fake News”? Perfect for:
Declaring yourself a high-ranking officer in the Department of Ridiculous
Warning coworkers that your sense of humor is government-approved (by monkeys)
Gifting to friends who are one banana short of a fruit salad
Durable, hilarious, and just absurd enough to make strangers question your life choices. Stick it, flaunt it, and join the prestigious league of people who take their nonsense very seriously.
Product features
– Glossy paper finish ensures a scratch-resistant surface.
– Long-lasting durability with a vinyl surface and strong adhesive.
– Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks for extraordinary brightness.
– Available in various sizes.
– Easy, bubble-free application on smooth surfaces.
Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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