Description
Finally, a way to declare your undying affection for biting wit, clever mockery, and the sweet scent of societal absurdity without saying a word.
This high-quality kiss-cut sticker features a lovingly mismatched heart made of newspaper clippings and emotional damage, wrapped in the bold proclamation: “Satire Is My Love Language.” Whether you’re sticking it on your laptop, water bottle, forehead, or that coworker’s inspirational quote mug, this little gem says:
“I love you enough to roast you publicly, then send you the link.”
Perfect for:
– Sarcastic romantics
– Passive-aggressive laptop décor
– Anyone who’s ever been banned from a group chat for “just pointing out the irony”
Available Sizes:
– 2″ x 2″: Great for subtle sass
– 3″ x 3″: Big enough to raise eyebrows, small enough to avoid a cease-and-desist.
– 4″ x 4″: For when your sarcasm needs room to breathe
Durable, waterproof, and printed with the tears of confused Facebook commenters (not really, but close).
Add to cart. Add to truth. Add to your growing collection of reasons HR wants to talk to you.
Product features
– Glossy paper finish for a sleek, scratch-resistant surface.
– Durable vinyl with strong adhesive backing ensures long-lasting use.
– Vibrant, eco-friendly prints that enliven any flat surface.
– Available in both white and transparent options to suit your style.
– Effortless bubble-free application for a seamless look.
Care instructions
– Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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