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Too Coherent to Be Real: Writers Accused of Being AI for Knowing Grammar A frustrated man sits at his computer staring at a CAPTCHA that says, “Please write something dumb to verify you are not a robot.”

Too Coherent to Be Real: Writers Accused of Being AI for Knowing Grammar

January 19, 2026
Apple Announces New iPhone Will Only Work If You Say Please A frustrated man in a business suit angrily yells at his iPhone on a busy city street. The phone screen displays a Siri message that reads, “Try again, but nicer.”

Apple Announces New iPhone Will Only Work If You Say Please

January 7, 2026
Cloud Wars 2025: AWS Crashed. Azure Stumbled. Cloudflare Face-Planted. The Future’s Fine Four panicked office workers with coffee cups stare at a computer screen that reads “ONE FILE HAS DESTROYED EVERYTHING,” surrounded by sticky notes saying things like “HELP,” “FIX IT,” and “DO NOT TOUCH,” representing an exaggerated tech crisis.

Cloud Wars 2025: AWS Crashed. Azure Stumbled. Cloudflare Face-Planted. The Future’s Fine

November 18, 2025
New “Trick-or-Treat Prime” App Lets Kids Order Candy Without Leaving the House Young girl in witch costume uses a tablet while sitting on a couch, surrounded by overflowing Halloween candy bags.

New “Trick-or-Treat Prime” App Lets Kids Order Candy Without Leaving the House

October 30, 2025
AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi A man in his early 30s yells into a black mailbox while holding a food delivery flyer, standing on the walkway of a suburban home.

AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi

October 26, 2025
Windows 10 Users Banned from Society, Forced to Live in Offline Colonies Exiled Windows 10 users wander a tech wasteland, clutching outdated devices, as a smug Clippy guards glowing Windows 11 towers in the distance.

Windows 10 Users Banned from Society, Forced to Live in Offline Colonies

September 17, 2025
AI to Handle All Customer Complaints; Response Limited to “Have You Tried Turning Yourself Off and On Again?” A frustrated man yelling at a computer screen that displays the message, “Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?”

AI to Handle All Customer Complaints; Response Limited to “Have You Tried Turning Yourself Off and On Again?”

September 14, 2025
Banana-Powered Cars: The Fruit-Based Future They Don’t Want You to Know About A quirky man with blonde curls, glasses, and headphones holds a banana and raises his finger in discovery, surrounded by banana peels, a blender of banana mush, and a whiteboard labeled "Banana Physics" in a chaotic lab setting.

Banana-Powered Cars: The Fruit-Based Future They Don’t Want You to Know About

September 9, 2025

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