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Drivers of the Kia EV6 are in for a surprise as reports emerge of the car’s lane-keeping assist mistaking highway lanes for Mario Kart’s infamous

In a twist no one saw coming, exhausted viewers are abandoning the chaotic battlefield of the Streaming Wars and crawling back to the comforting mediocrity

Pine City adored Peanut the Squirrel, the Instagram sensation who charmed followers with his antics and innocent looks. But behind the fluffy exterior lurked New

Tom Hanks, everyone’s favorite nice guy, has taken an unexpectedly fierce stand against movie critics with an ultimatum: only rave reviews for his latest role.

In a bold and innovative twist on the presidential promise, President-Elect Trump’s team has rolled out an exclusive new membership program for his most loyal

In a bold move to “expand the definition of artistry,” the Grammy Awards have announced they will now accept nominations from anyone with a TikTok

After 49 1/2 years of legendary pencil-wielding, spreadsheet-scribbling service, Don Olszewski, or "Donny O." as he’s affectionately known, has bid farewell to his Vice President

In an age where you can't even trust your favorite snack without a recall notice showing up on your phone, it seems like every food

In a twist that none of us saw coming (but, in hindsight, probably should have), Martha Stewart has taken it upon herself to reveal the

In Economy Springs, Wyoming, Halloween is no longer about candy. The town has replaced sugary treats with financial advice for trick-or-treaters, preparing kids for the

In an unexpected yet totally fitting turn of events, Trump and Harris squared off in the ultimate political battle: the 1st Presidential Cornhole Championship. Forget

In a shocking turn of events, the annual Halloween Candy Buyback program in Sweet Tooth Junction, IL, has been thrust into the spotlight following allegations

As the crisp air and vibrant fall colors roll in, so does the seasonal dilemma every homeowner dreads: leaf pickup. In this humorous take on

It’s been three months since Eminem unleashed his latest album, The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce), and the fallout has been nothing short

In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to make election seasons even longer and more unbearable, U.S. voters can now select a brand-new option on their

Starbucks has declared October the official “New Year’s Eve” for Basic Zombies, a trendsetter phenomenon fueled by Pumpkin Spice cravings. As basic zombies emerge for

In today’s healthcare system, it’s not about curing your condition—it’s about managing it forever. Welcome to the world of “chronic illness management,” where hospitals, doctors,

Elon Musk has officially redefined 'adventure tourism' with his latest brainchild—GalaxiX: The world’s first theme park in space, complete with zero-gravity churros and rides that

Hollywood’s latest lineup is packed with familiar faces, familiar plots, and... well, just familiarity. In this satirical deep dive, we explore the endless wave of

In the 2024 presidential election, Kamilla Hassle and Donald Thump are battling it out with vague promises and bewildering policies. From fixing the economy with

When a series of thunderstorms plunged eastern Michigan into darkness, DLE Energy’s response was anything but ordinary. Instead of swift repairs, residents were greeted with

Corporate America has taken a dramatic turn, focusing solely on shareholder satisfaction and leaving customer service in the dust. Discover how companies are now prioritizing

Welcome to the 2024 NFL season, where the gridiron has collided with game shows and reality TV in the most outrageous ways imaginable! This year,

In a surprising turn of events, the 2024 Olympic Marathon in Paris had to be rerouted after the route became a magnet for tourists indulging

In a move that defies both logic and architectural norms, the Flat Earth Society has unveiled its new headquarters in the Round Building—a strikingly circular

In a move that has shocked both the retail world and government employees, Amazon Prime Day has been declared a national holiday! With government offices

Explore the wild and wacky world of social media in our latest article, “Social Media Madness.” From bizarre trends to dark digital addiction, we dive

In an unusual legal twist, Karen Thompson is suing the Weather Channel for "false advertising" after a promised sunny 4th of July turned into a

The LifeFridge isn't your typical smart refrigerator. This innovative appliance from Advanced Logic Corp not only keeps your food fresh but also gives you life

In a data breach unlike any other, hackers targeted GigantaCorp not to steal sensitive information, but to inject humor into their systems. From changing customer