Welcome to The Wink Report’s Press Room, where serious news meets unserious antics! This is your one-stop-shop for press releases, media kits, and everything you need to pretend we’re a legitimate news source. Whether you’re a journalist looking to write about us, a fan who wants to know how we manage to keep a straight face, or just someone who stumbled here by accident (it happens), we’ve got you covered. Feel free to browse our official updates, download our extremely professional media kit, or contact us for press inquiries. Just don’t ask too many questions about the bananas. We take our satire very seriously…or at least we pretend to.
