Press Release ArchiveNew Satirical Expose, Classified Report: Prime Evil, Launches on Amazon, Somehow Approved by AmazonPressSatirical expose Prime Evil: Inside Amazon’s Plan to Couchify Humanity by Walter Winkwink is now live on Amazon, ironically approved by the very machine it roasts. This absurd, unhinged adventure reveals a dystopian plot where productivity is a trap and convenience is the leash. Humanity’s surrender has been Prime-shipped.DECEMBER 13, 2025An Official Apology From The Wink Report To Banana JoePressIt is with great humility, a deep sense of regret, and a towering stack of bananas that The Wink Report and its editor-in-chief, Walter Winkwink, issue this formal and heartfelt apology to the one and only Banana Joe—an iconic visionary, a true trailblazer in satire, and the undisputed king of satire.FEBRUARY 18, 2025
