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Year: 2025

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New Netflix Series Just 10 Episodes of People Deciding What to Watch on Netflix

July 1, 2025
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Local Man Claims Ownership of 8:08, Demands Respect During “Bob Time”: Family Pretends Not to Know Him

June 29, 2025
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Billionaires Lobby for “Income Inequality Appreciation Day” National Holiday

June 28, 2025
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Satirist Hospitalized After Attempting to Read the News Without Screaming

June 26, 2025
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Luxury Subterranean Real Estate: Now with Enhanced Ventilation!

June 24, 2025
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Google’s AI Summaries: The CliffNotes That Forgot the Cliffs…and the Notes

June 23, 2025
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Field of Screams: Why My Seat Was Too Close to the Whistle Guy

June 20, 2025
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This is the NBA Finals; If Your Calf Hurts, Try Using the Other One

June 19, 2025
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Man in Physical Pain Insists “It’s Totally Worth It” After Diving for Ball No One Asked Him To

June 18, 2025
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Report: 9 Out of 10 Dads Spotted Inspecting Lawns They Mowed Yesterday “Just to Be Sure”

June 15, 2025

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