Month: March 2025

Musk grinning as protester vandalizes Tesla

Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium

Skeleton Sitting At Desk Reading Newspaper

New Study Finds That 100% of People Reading This Are Alive

Unknown Mysterious Bookstore In Unknown Location

Recollections: The Map That Found Me

Elon Musk sitting on his luxury superyacht needing more chill time

Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time”

NCAA March Madness Mascot Stunned by Upset

NCAA March Madness 2025 Viewer’s Guide: How to Pretend You Understand the Bracket While Secretly Googling “What is a Seed?”

AI therapy bot with error message will not treat humans

World’s First AI Therapist Refuses to Treat Humans; Claims We’re Too Complicated

Doc Surprised Reading Contract from 1937

Disney’s Snow White Remake: Seven Dwarfs File for Unemployment Amid CGI Takeover

Garage filled with Amazon boxes while man stands confused

Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Cover Costs of Wife’s Amazon Prime Addiction

Child Pixellates Yelling Father's Face with New BlurLife App

BlurLife: New App Lets You Blur Reality Like a Zoom Background

New Pepsi Can Peeling to Reveal Coca-Cola

Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers