Year: 2026

An office desk buried under towering stacks of paperwork and binders labeled with redundant report titles, including “An Official Report on Official Reports,” “Appendix Appendex,” and “Reports About Reports,” surrounded by sticky notes, crumpled paper, pens, glasses, and a coffee mug labeled “Report Manager.”

Department of Redundancy Department Releases Redundant Report (Again)

January 14, 2026

A frustrated man in a business suit angrily yells at his iPhone on a busy city street. The phone screen displays a Siri message that reads, “Try again, but nicer.”

Apple Announces New iPhone Will Only Work If You Say Please

January 7, 2026

Walter Winkwink stands at the bottom of an ancient stone pit, looking up toward a distant opening where sunlight pours in.

Recollections: The Vault of the Second Echo

January 4, 2026

A man with blonde hair sits at a cluttered desk, seen from behind, holding a coffee mug while staring at a glowing laptop screen that reads “Pageview: 1.” The wall in front of him is covered in red yarn, pins, and notes forming a chaotic corkboard conspiracy map.

Walter Winkwink Launches Operation: Find the Last Reader

January 3, 2026