Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles We’re Now at 72 Hours Without Walter. The Primate Journalists Are…Not Handling It Well. October 10, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Crate Chronicles: Inside the Vents of the Amazon Fulfillment Hive October 7, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Walter Escapes, Crate Implodes, and I’m Now Building a Bunker in the Storage Closet October 6, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Walter Sends Dispatch #6 – Crate X Speaks October 4, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Crate Chronicles: Walter Finds “Crate X,” and the Newsroom Implodes (Again) October 3, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Crate Chronicles: The Cratequake, the Cult, and the Chaos October 2, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Crate Chronicles: Walter Receives a Package Inside His Crate and May Be Starting a Religion October 1, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Update: Walter Sends Second Crate Dispatch, Declares Himself Chosen by Barcode Gods September 30, 2025
Classified Winkverse Files Crate Chronicles Walter Winkwink Has Gone Missing…Again September 29, 2025