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We’re Now at 72 Hours Without Walter. The Primate Journalists Are…Not Handling It Well.

October 10, 2025
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Crate Chronicles: Inside the Vents of the Amazon Fulfillment Hive

October 7, 2025
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Walter Escapes, Crate Implodes, and I’m Now Building a Bunker in the Storage Closet

October 6, 2025
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Crate Chronicles: Walter Sends Dispatch #7, Still in the Crate

October 5, 2025
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Walter Sends Dispatch #6 – Crate X Speaks

October 4, 2025
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Crate Chronicles: Walter Finds “Crate X,” and the Newsroom Implodes (Again)

October 3, 2025
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Crate Chronicles: The Cratequake, the Cult, and the Chaos

October 2, 2025
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Crate Chronicles: Walter Receives a Package Inside His Crate and May Be Starting a Religion

October 1, 2025
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Update: Walter Sends Second Crate Dispatch, Declares Himself Chosen by Barcode Gods

September 30, 2025
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Walter Winkwink Has Gone Missing…Again

September 29, 2025

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