Legendary Spreadsheet Master Donny O Bids Farewell to Comerica Bank After 49 1/2 Years, Decides Enough is Enough
After 49 1/2 years of legendary pencil-wielding, spreadsheet-scribbling service, Don Olszewski, or “Donny O.” as he’s affectionately known, has bid farewell to his Vice President role at Comerica Bank, where his skills were as timeless as his love for a well-sharpened #2 pencil. Known for his unwavering loyalty to hand-drawn spreadsheets and his inability to trust anything involving Ctrl+C, Donny’s decision to retire just short of a clean 50 years might surprise some, but with golf courses, casinos, and quality time with his grandkids calling, he knew it was time. He’s now eagerly embracing his retirement plans: watching pro wrestling, fishing with his iconic dried-up leeches, catching movies, perfecting his golf swing, and finally tackling the “grand adventure” of grocery shopping at Meijer.
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