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The Louisiana Purchase Was Just Thomas Jefferson’s Attempt to One-Up a Neighbor’s Lawn Thomas Jefferson holding a large pink lawn flamingo with a proud smile while Lewis and Clark push an old-fashioned wooden lawn mower in the background on a vast green lawn.

The Louisiana Purchase Was Just Thomas Jefferson’s Attempt to One-Up a Neighbor’s Lawn

July 31, 2025
Political Jokes: “I’m Not Adding Another Log to That Dumpster Fire” dumpster fire of politics

Political Jokes: “I’m Not Adding Another Log to That Dumpster Fire”

June 13, 2025
Abe Lincoln’s Stovepipe Top Hat Was Just a Portable Snack Dispenser Abe Lincoln with beef jerky from stovepipe hat

Abe Lincoln’s Stovepipe Top Hat Was Just a Portable Snack Dispenser

April 9, 2025
Political Pendulum: From Far Left to Far Right, Is the Center Just a Myth? political pendulum ride at the chaotic circus we call America

Political Pendulum: From Far Left to Far Right, Is the Center Just a Myth?

February 19, 2025
Nation Stunned: DOGE Just a Discord Server Moderated by Teenagers Who Say “LMAO” a Lot Elon Musk and DOGE staff

Nation Stunned: DOGE Just a Discord Server Moderated by Teenagers Who Say “LMAO” a Lot

February 13, 2025
The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom Paper straw tyranny in the streets

The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom

February 11, 2025
Trump Unveils Plan to Replace National Anthem with “The Real Slim Shady” Group of rap fans with new national anthem The Real Slim Shady

Trump Unveils Plan to Replace National Anthem with “The Real Slim Shady”

January 21, 2025
George Washington: First in War, First in Peace, First in Nachos? George Washington holding plate of nachos during harsh winter at Valley Forge

George Washington: First in War, First in Peace, First in Nachos?

January 18, 2025

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