Stuff and Things

Ahoy, fellow reality escapists and fans of the absurd! You’ve stumbled onto Stuff and Things, the official marketplace for all your satirical swag needs. If you’ve ever thought, “I wish I could wear my sarcasm on my sleeve” or “My coffee tastes better in a mug dripping with wit”, congratulations! Your dreams are about to come true.

Our merch isn’t just stuff; it’s a lifestyle. A statement. A cry for help? Nah, just a clever way to support the relentless hilarity we dish out weekly. By purchasing something from this shop, you’re not only upgrading your wardrobe, drinkware, or random desk accessories, you’re funding the continued antics of Walter Winkwink..

So, go ahead. Buy a shirt. Grab a mug. Snag a sticker. Heck, buy three of everything. It’s for the greater good of satire, after all. And remember, every time someone laughs at your Wink Report merch, an angel gets their sarcasm.

Shop now. Support comedy. Confuse your neighbors.