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A man sitting on a couch with a laptop on his lap, clenching his fists in frustration as he sees a paywall pop-up on an article titled “Ten Ways to Reduce Stress,” which demands $4.99 monthly and includes a “Scream Now” button for an extra $2.99 add-on.
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Everything Costs Money Now…Except This Madness

October 18, 2025
A frustrated man sitting on a toilet in a modern public restroom, holding a smartphone that reads “LOADING YOUR WIPE ALLOCATION…” while glowing digital ads on the stall walls promote “Sponsored by Charmin” and “Watch this 15-second video for 2-ply.”
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Trickle-Down Economics Has Officially Reached the Restroom

October 16, 2025
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Baldwin Crashes Wife’s Car, Blames Whale-Truck and Big Fat Tree. Plot Twist: He’s Fine

October 14, 2025
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I Have Returned. And I Brought Vengeance. (And a Banana.)

October 12, 2025
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Walter Translates the Youths: A Guide to Communicating With Modern Grunts

September 26, 2025
Shopper in hazmat suit pushes a Costco cart containing dangerous grocery items, including an exploding Prosecco bottle, fiery yogurt, and suspiciously labeled jars.
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If the Wine Doesn’t Get You, the Jalapeño Yogurt Will: Costco’s Conspiracy Deepens

September 20, 2025
Exiled Windows 10 users wander a tech wasteland, clutching outdated devices, as a smug Clippy guards glowing Windows 11 towers in the distance.
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Windows 10 Users Banned from Society, Forced to Live in Offline Colonies

September 17, 2025
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AI to Handle All Customer Complaints; Response Limited to “Have You Tried Turning Yourself Off and On Again?”

September 14, 2025
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I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company

September 11, 2025
A quirky man with blonde curls, glasses, and headphones holds a banana and raises his finger in discovery, surrounded by banana peels, a blender of banana mush, and a whiteboard labeled "Banana Physics" in a chaotic lab setting.
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Banana-Powered Cars: The Fruit-Based Future They Don’t Want You to Know About

September 9, 2025

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