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Blessed Be the Bud: Confused Pastor Quotes Snoop Instead of Scripture

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Divine, Dank, and Deep-Fried: Blue Origin Announces Its Most Relatable Space Crew Yet

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Burned Out, Broke, and Buzzing on Foam: A Wink Report Editorial

Cheeseburger May Contain Traces of Reality

FDA Finally Admits: Everything Tastes Better with a Sprinkle of Denial

Abe Lincoln with beef jerky from stovepipe hat

Abe Lincoln’s Stovepipe Top Hat Was Just a Portable Snack Dispenser

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Survey Finds 80% of Parents’ Vocabulary Consists of “Because I Said So”

self-driving car on road median with potholes and not driving anymore

Self-Driving Car Tests Michigan Roads, Immediately Files for Retirement

Clueless man sitting on couch while wife glares at him as he should be able to read his mind

Wife’s Psychic Abilities Confirmed After Husband Forgets to Read Her Mind Again

man surprised his munchies went through $300 worth

Michigan Man Sues Dispensary After Getting Too High and Eating $300 Worth of His Own Groceries

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Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium