Walter Winkwink

Child Pixellates Yelling Father's Face with New BlurLife App

BlurLife: New App Lets You Blur Reality Like a Zoom Background

New Pepsi Can Peeling to Reveal Coca-Cola

Pepsi’s “New Formula” Found to Be Just Old Coca-Cola; Shareholders Demand Answers

McDonald's Employee Wide-Eyed When Asked What's In the McRib

Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib

Free Trial for UBI Banner Over City

Universal Basic Income Announced: Turns Out It’s Just a Free Trial That Requires a Credit Card

disappointed man looking at website with zero views

Aspiring Satirist Discovers Friends Will “Like” Posts But Never Click Links: A Tragicomedy

office workers sitting around staring at phones instead of working

Procrastination Reaches Epidemic Levels: Deadline for Solutions Pushed to Next Week

Man discovers new species of couch potato 13-year-old daughter

Local Man Discovers New Species of Couch Potato in Home

Grandma knocked over by wind losing her Werther's Originals

BREAKING: Wind Officially Declared a Jerk After Stealing Hats and Pushing Grandma Over

February 28, 2025

McLuxury Nuggets in velvet box with Tears of the Working Class dipping sauce

McDonald’s Testing $100 “McLuxury Nuggets” Made from an Endangered Bird (It’s Fine, They’re Regenerating It with AI)

February 24, 2025

Apple CEO Overlord Tim Cook

The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones

February 22, 2025