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Flatulence Causes Cali Quake: Locals Call It “The Big One”

December 7, 2024

Michiganders Debate Is It Time to Switch from Shorts to Sweatpants

Michiganders Debate: Is It Time to Trade Shorts for Sweatpants, or Do We Just Layer Both?

December 5, 2024

Chicago Bears to Use Magic 8 Ball for Coaching Decisons

Chicago Bears to Use Magic 8-Ball for Coaching Decisions in 2025

December 3, 2024

Inflations Black Friday Deals Were Just Last Weeks Prices

Inflation’s Black Friday Special: Black Friday “Deals” Were Just Last Week’s Prices

December 2, 2024

Retails New Profit Hack - The Art of the Oops

Retail’s New Profit Hack: The Art of the “Oops”

November 30, 2024

Family Devastated After Realizing Grandmas Stuffing Was Actually Stovetop

Family Devastated After Discovering After 45 Years, Grandma’s Secret Stuffing Recipe Turns Out to Be Stove Top All Along

November 28, 2024

Pilgrims Roll in Graves as Friendsgiving Replaces Family Gatherings Nationwide

Pilgrims Roll in Their Graves as Friendsgiving Replaces Family Gatherings Nationwide

November 28, 2024

Billionaires Push to Replace Middle Class with Robots

Billionaires Push to Replace Middle Class with Robots That Don’t Complain

November 26, 2024

NASA Spots Intergalactic Help Wanted Sign

NASA Spots Intergalactic “Help Wanted” Ad from a Neighboring Galaxy – Apparently, They’re Hiring Earthlings

November 25, 2024

Black Friday Shoppers Train with MMA Fighters

Black Friday Shoppers Train with MMA Fighters: “If You Can Survive the Octagon, You Can Survive Walmart”

November 23, 2024