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Four coworkers wearing Santa hats and name tags hold beers at a brewery, smiling awkwardly during an office holiday party.

Office Holiday Parties Rebranded as “Mandatory Cheer Compliance Events”

December 15, 2025

Four shocked Christmas elves in festive outfits stare wide-eyed at a laptop screen in a cozy North Pole workshop.

Mrs. Claus Starts OnlyFans to Fund Elf Pension Plan

December 11, 2025

A young cashier at a trendy smoothie shop looks serious behind a point-of-sale system displaying a $1.79 convenience fee, with a sign reading “NO CASH. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO MERCY” on the wall and a colorful smoothie on the counter.

We’ve Eliminated Cash to Simplify Your Payment…By Adding a Fee

November 11, 2025

Elon Musk lounges in a futuristic white sleep pod aboard a yacht at dusk, smirking with his eyes closed. A Tesla rocket labeled “Quiet the Noise” launches outside the window, and a glowing digital display above his head shows his net worth as $491.4 billion.

Elon Musk Now Makes More Per Day Than Most Countries, But Sure, Tell Me to Budget Better

November 8, 2025

Animatronic zombie clown standing beside a clearance bin of bizarre Halloween costumes inside a dimly lit Spirit Halloween store.

Spirit Halloween Opens Store Inside Abandoned Spirit Halloween

October 28, 2025

A man in his early 30s yells into a black mailbox while holding a food delivery flyer, standing on the walkway of a suburban home.

AWS Outage Plunges World Into Chaos as Humans Forget How to Human Without Wi-Fi

October 26, 2025

A frustrated man squints through stacked magnifying glasses at the fine print on a toothpaste tube labeled "WhitenRite UltraBlast MaxXx™", surrounded by blurry product boxes and legal disclaimers.

I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company

September 11, 2025

Empty restaurant booth with a “Closed” sign in the background

“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025

August 23, 2025