Business News Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork” Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork” May 23, 2025 Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans May 20, 2025 Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story May 17, 2025 Luxury Bunker Sales Soar as Billionaires Prepare for “Peasant Uprising 2025” Luxury Bunker Sales Soar as Billionaires Prepare for “Peasant Uprising 2025” May 14, 2025 Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium March 30, 2025 Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time” Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time” March 23, 2025 Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib March 10, 2025 The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones February 22, 2025 < 1 2 3 4 >
Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork” Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork” May 23, 2025
Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans May 20, 2025
Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story May 17, 2025
Luxury Bunker Sales Soar as Billionaires Prepare for “Peasant Uprising 2025” Luxury Bunker Sales Soar as Billionaires Prepare for “Peasant Uprising 2025” May 14, 2025
Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium March 30, 2025
Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time” Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time” March 23, 2025
Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib March 10, 2025
The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones February 22, 2025
