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I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company A frustrated man squints through stacked magnifying glasses at the fine print on a toothpaste tube labeled "WhitenRite UltraBlast MaxXx™", surrounded by blurry product boxes and legal disclaimers.

I Read the Fine Print and Now I Owe Three Goats to a Toothpaste Company

September 11, 2025
“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025 Empty restaurant booth with a “Closed” sign in the background

“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025

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Richest 1% Accidentally Buy Entire Concept of Hope, Jack Up Price A smug billionaire in a tuxedo holds a glowing orb labeled "HOPE" at an extravagant auction, surrounded by laughing elites holding paddles with tech logos, while a poor man peers in longingly through a window.

Richest 1% Accidentally Buy Entire Concept of Hope, Jack Up Price

August 20, 2025
Tesla Diner Grand Opening Marred After Robot Waiters Mistake Customers for Trash A humanoid robot with a glowing “RECYCLING INITIATED” display drags a confused man holding salad tongs toward a green dumpster labeled “ORGANIC WASTE ONLY.”

Tesla Diner Grand Opening Marred After Robot Waiters Mistake Customers for Trash

July 24, 2025
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Luxury Subterranean Real Estate: Now with Enhanced Ventilation!

June 24, 2025
Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork” employee eating condiment packet for lunch

Welcome to the Company! Here’s Your Pay Cut and a Mug That Says “Teamwork”

May 23, 2025
Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans Boardroom of primates

Back from the Jungle, Straight into a Desert of Attention Spans

May 20, 2025
Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story Mr Wigglesworth Distraught After Shredding Pulitzer-worthy Expose

Primate Journalists Mistake Office Shredder for Fax Machine, Lose Pulitzer-worthy Story

May 17, 2025

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