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Musk grinning as protester vandalizes Tesla

Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium

Elon Musk sitting on his luxury superyacht needing more chill time

Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time”

McDonald's Employee Wide-Eyed When Asked What's In the McRib

Leaked Internal Memo: McDonald’s Staff Told to “Just Nod” If Customers Ask What’s in McRib

Apple CEO Overlord Tim Cook

The Forbidden Fruit: How Apple Became the Evil Overlord of Smartphones

February 22, 2025

Walmart Inc Headquarters

Corporate Giants Merge to Form Monopoly Inc.: Board Game Now a Documentary

February 10, 2025

office worker enlightened by fortune cookie message

Local Man Credits Career Success to Following Advice from Fortune Cookies

February 6, 2025

Rich Corporate CEO in expensive suit holding coffee mug stating Let Them Eat Side Hustles

Side Hustle for the Middle Class: Have You Tried Renting Out Your Living Room?

February 4, 2025

chicken reading poetry at open mic night

Eggistential Crisis: Paying Extra for Chickens to Enjoy Open Mic Night

January 13, 2025

customer trying to return inflatable flamingo

Revenge of the Retail Clerks: Behind the Counter of Gift Return Season

December 26, 2024

elf being interviewed in the coal manufacturing plant

Santa’s Elves Join Union, Demand Overtime for Wrapping Naughty List Coal

December 23, 2024