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Milky Way Rebrands as “Oat Milk Galaxy” to Attract Younger Demographics Milky Way Rebrands as “Oat Milk Galaxy” to Attract Younger Demographics November 5, 2025
New Telescope Detects Parallel Universe Where Everyone Still Has AOL Email and Flip Phones New Telescope Detects Parallel Universe Where Everyone Still Has AOL Email and Flip Phones July 10, 2025
Divine, Dank, and Deep-Fried: Blue Origin Announces Its Most Relatable Space Crew Yet Divine, Dank, and Deep-Fried: Blue Origin Announces Its Most Relatable Space Crew Yet April 17, 2025
Mars Colonization Plan Hits Snag as Martians Sue U.S. for Trespassing on ‘Ancient Martian Ancestral Land’ Mars Colonization Plan Hits Snag as Martians Sue U.S. for Trespassing on ‘Ancient Martian Ancestral Land’ February 3, 2025
Aliens Abandon Diplomatic Mission After Meeting Earth’s Top Candidates Aliens Abandon Diplomatic Mission After Meeting Earth’s Top Candidates January 14, 2025
Discovery of “Tipped Over” Black Hole: Universe’s Drunk Uncle Finally Found Discovery of “Tipped Over” Black Hole: Universe’s Drunk Uncle Finally Found December 28, 2024
NASA Spots Intergalactic “Help Wanted” Ad from a Neighboring Galaxy – Apparently, They’re Hiring Earthlings NASA Spots Intergalactic “Help Wanted” Ad from a Neighboring Galaxy – Apparently, They’re Hiring Earthlings November 25, 2024
From Teslas to Tilt-A-Whirls: Musk’s Space-Park to Offer Rides at Mach Speeds and Churros in Zero Gravity From Teslas to Tilt-A-Whirls: Musk’s Space-Park to Offer Rides at Mach Speeds and Churros in Zero Gravity September 21, 2024
