Elon Musk has officially redefined 'adventure tourism' with his latest brainchild—GalaxiX: The world’s first theme park in space, complete with zero-gravity churros and rides that make Mach speed feel like a casual Sunday drive. Forget the Magic Kingdom! Imagine a Ferris wheel that hovers at 0.1 Gs while you’re dodging rogue satellites. And don’t miss The Falcon 9 Freefall, where you plummet towards Earth like SpaceX’s rockets... but hopefully with fewer explosions. It’s like a road trip, but in space, with fewer rest stops and way more flamethrowers!