New Reality Show “Who Can Be the Least Influenced by Social Media” Cancels Itself After One Episode
In what industry insiders are calling the “most authentic flop in reality TV history,” the new show “Who Can Be the Least Influenced by Social Media” has officially canceled itself after just one episode — or, more accurately, after two contestants decided they couldn’t “vibe” with its Insta page.
The show’s premise was simple but bold: ten contestants locked in a mansion with no phone, no Wi-Fi, and only a stack of 1998 print magazines for guidance on social standards. The goal? Survive a month without posting a single selfie, TikTok dance, or inspirational “Rise and Grind” story. But after a single night, seven contestants “rage quit” when they discovered their zero-follower count would remain at zero until the show ended. “I didn’t sign up for this kind of obscurity,” one contestant muttered before storming off in search of a charging station.
The pilot episode, aired Wednesday, was a disaster from start to finish. Footage included contestants wandering aimlessly around the mansion looking for anything with a camera lens, trying to use the stove’s reflective surface to check their hair, and huddling together in hushed tones as they whispered, “Did we even eat if we can’t post about it?”
But the show’s nail-in-the-coffin moment came during the “Daily Meditation Challenge,” in which contestants were instructed to “just be present.” At this point, two of the remaining participants reportedly began twitching, asking frantically, “But… how do we know we’re present if no one sees us doing it?” One contestant confessed, “I feel totally alone. Like, totally alone. I don’t even have my best 3 a.m. followers to DM.”
Producers claim they canceled the show out of “respect for the fragile minds of today’s influencers.” However, they’re now reportedly planning a spinoff called “Who Can Fake the Most Interest in Nature Without Posting It”. It’s rumored to include a new cast who promise they’d totally camp for the weekend if there’s a full bar, designer yurts, and good lighting.
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