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Abe Lincoln with beef jerky from stovepipe hat

Abe Lincoln’s Stovepipe Top Hat Was Just a Portable Snack Dispenser

Frazzled parent with crazy kid running around

Survey Finds 80% of Parents’ Vocabulary Consists of “Because I Said So”

self-driving car on road median with potholes and not driving anymore

Self-Driving Car Tests Michigan Roads, Immediately Files for Retirement

Clueless man sitting on couch while wife glares at him as he should be able to read his mind

Wife’s Psychic Abilities Confirmed After Husband Forgets to Read Her Mind Again

man surprised his munchies went through $300 worth

Michigan Man Sues Dispensary After Getting Too High and Eating $300 Worth of His Own Groceries

Musk grinning as protester vandalizes Tesla

Musk Announces “Tesla Vandalism Loyalty Program”: Key Five Cars, Get a Free Subscription to X Premium

Skeleton Sitting At Desk Reading Newspaper

New Study Finds That 100% of People Reading This Are Alive

Unknown Mysterious Bookstore In Unknown Location

Recollections: The Map That Found Me

Elon Musk sitting on his luxury superyacht needing more chill time

Elon Musk Demands 8-Day Workweek to “Optimize My Chill Time”

NCAA March Madness Mascot Stunned by Upset

NCAA March Madness 2025 Viewer’s Guide: How to Pretend You Understand the Bracket While Secretly Googling “What is a Seed?”