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The Final Straw: Paper Tubes Leading Us to Doom

February 11, 2025
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Corporate Giants Merge to Form Monopoly Inc.: Board Game Now a Documentary

February 10, 2025
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New Study Finds 90% of Americans Are Just 3 Bad Days Away from Moving to Canada

February 8, 2025
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Local Man Credits Career Success to Following Advice from Fortune Cookies

February 6, 2025
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Side Hustle for the Middle Class: Have You Tried Renting Out Your Living Room?

February 4, 2025
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Mars Colonization Plan Hits Snag as Martians Sue U.S. for Trespassing on ‘Ancient Martian Ancestral Land’

February 3, 2025
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Anonymous Local Man Booted from Cornhole League for Prioritizing Family; Starts Satirical News Site

February 1, 2025
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Facebook Introduces “Honesty” Feature: Automatically Deletes All Posts

January 30, 2025
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Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream Accidentally Summons 3rd Portal to Hell; Satan Confused but Intrigued

January 28, 2025
Disney Cruises Gratuity Genie
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Disney Cruise Unveils New “Gratuity Genie” Service: Rub Your Wallet for Extra Magic

January 27, 2025

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