“I filed my taxes” Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Description

You did it. You faced the beast. You crunched the numbers, filled in the blanks, and bravely declared to the government: “I filed my taxes…”

And now? Now you wait. Not in confidence, but in pure, unfiltered dread. Because deep down, you know the IRS is just biding its time, sharpening its audit knives, and preparing to inform you that, somehow, against all logic, you still owe them money.

This stunning Moss-colored tee (a shade eerily similar to the color your face turns when you see the words “Additional Payment Required”) features your declaration of fiscal responsibility on the front. Then, as you bravely walk away, the back reveals your true fate: “Now waiting to find out how wrong I was.” Complete with The Wink Report logo, because someone has to document this injustice.

This shirt is:
✔️ Softer Than the Government’s Excuse for Where Your Tax Dollars Went
✔️ Perfect for Nervously Refreshing Your Bank Account
✔️ A Great Conversation Starter for People Who Love Pain

So go ahead, embrace the inevitable chaos of tax season and buy this shirt. Because whether you’re getting a refund or a bill the size of a small country’s GDP, at least you’ll be dressed appropriately.

Order now, before the IRS finds a way to tax satire.

Product features
– Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
– Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
– No side seams for a more attractive and comfortable fit.
– Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique color.
– Made from 100% US cotton, ethically produced.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean