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local unsalted roads cause chaos but saves money

Drivers Brace for Frosty Mayhem in City’s No-Salt Experiment

January 4, 2025

traffic jam of flying cars

2025 Predictions: Flying Cars, World Peace, and Absolutely None of This Happening

January 2, 2025

messy house after new years eve party

From Hangovers to Regrets: A Step-by-Step Guide to January 1st

January 1, 2025

Musk and Bezos fighting over moon for sale

2024 Wrap-Up: The Year We Officially Gave Up on Common Sense

December 31, 2024

Putin holding a sign saying Sorry you felt that way with crashed airplane in the background

Putin’s New Year’s Resolution: Apologize Without Admitting Anything

December 30, 2024

Kansas City Swifties

Kansas City Chiefs Officially Rebrand as ‘The Swifties’: Football Optional

December 29, 2024

Drunk black hole Uncle Larry

Discovery of “Tipped Over” Black Hole: Universe’s Drunk Uncle Finally Found

December 28, 2024

customer trying to return inflatable flamingo

Revenge of the Retail Clerks: Behind the Counter of Gift Return Season

December 26, 2024

elf being interviewed in the coal manufacturing plant

Santa’s Elves Join Union, Demand Overtime for Wrapping Naughty List Coal

December 23, 2024

Snow Globe with past due bills and inflation monster

‘Twas the Night Before Payday: A Christmas Poem

December 22, 2024