Walter Winkwink

A shy high school football player holding flowers looks nervously at a smiling volleyball player with a Sephora bag, while her suspicious dad glares from the concession stand at sunset.

High School Freshman Scores First Boyfriend, Dad Forgets How to Breathe

August 28, 2025

Man in a Detroit Lions jersey shouts furiously at a football game on TV in a dimly lit sports bar, holding a chicken wing in one hand and a mug of beer in the other, while other bar patrons look on in amusement or concern.

Another Year, Another Chance to Blame the Refs

August 26, 2025

Empty restaurant booth with a “Closed” sign in the background

“Going Out of Business” Signs: The Most Reliable Part of 2025

August 23, 2025

A smug billionaire in a tuxedo holds a glowing orb labeled "HOPE" at an extravagant auction, surrounded by laughing elites holding paddles with tech logos, while a poor man peers in longingly through a window.

Richest 1% Accidentally Buy Entire Concept of Hope, Jack Up Price

August 20, 2025

Adults play volleyball on a rain-soaked grass court during a thunderstorm, with lightning flashing in the sky as one man confidently serves the ball.

Pop-Up Storm Forms After Local Man Says “It’ll Blow Over”

August 17, 2025

Ryan Gosling sits on a wooden floor, focused on assembling a white IKEA-style bookshelf with an Allen wrench under warm cinematic lighting.

Netflix Greenlights 14-Hour Movie Where Ryan Gosling Slowly Assembles IKEA Bookshelf

August 12, 2025

A man in a car at a Burger King drive-thru wipes away tears while holding a Whopper, with a tissue box on the dashboard and a faint burger reflection in the window.

Burger King Introduces “Emotional Support Whopper” for People Who Cry in Drive-Thrus

Teenage girl looking distressed at phone with 1% battery, ignoring nearby charger plugged into the wall.

Research Shows: Plugging in Phone Helps Battery Last Longer

Detroit skyline under a thick haze, with a single duck on the shore covering its beak with its wing.

Air Quality at Crisis Levels: Authorities Attribute to Canadian Fires, Witnesses Whisper Otherwise

Thomas Jefferson holding a large pink lawn flamingo with a proud smile while Lewis and Clark push an old-fashioned wooden lawn mower in the background on a vast green lawn.

The Louisiana Purchase Was Just Thomas Jefferson’s Attempt to One-Up a Neighbor’s Lawn