Walter Winkwink

A flip phone drifting in zero gravity with the AOL mail icon glowing on its screen

New Telescope Detects Parallel Universe Where Everyone Still Has AOL Email and Flip Phones

Vintage olive-green typewriter on a wooden desk in a dim motel room, with the phrase “They are not gon” typed on a glowing sheet of paper.

Recollections: The Whispering Typewriter

Crying female writer at laptop while Google robot stands behind her with arms crossed, disapproving her fictional story for lacking SEO elements.

Google Flags Fictional Story as Low-Quality Content Without Keywords, Bullet Points

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Emergency Alert System Now Just Screams “MOIST!” Every 20 Minutes

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New Netflix Series Just 10 Episodes of People Deciding What to Watch on Netflix

Man Standing Triumphant in Front of a Microwave Displaying 808 for Bob Time

Local Man Claims Ownership of 8:08, Demands Respect During “Bob Time”: Family Pretends Not to Know Him

Billionaire Bezos on stilts during Income Inequality Appreciation Day Parade

Billionaires Lobby for “Income Inequality Appreciation Day” National Holiday

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Luxury Subterranean Real Estate: Now with Enhanced Ventilation!

CliffNotes Falling Off a Cliff with Nuance Flying Away

Google’s AI Summaries: The CliffNotes That Forgot the Cliffs…and the Notes

Fan with foam finger blocking court of game 6 NBA Finals

Field of Screams: Why My Seat Was Too Close to the Whistle Guy